The awesome me is leaving. Yeah I guess I got enough money to buy beer for one year. I can't handle this job anymore. But West would be proud of me, at least. And I mean the real West, not this West.

[He points to the Abra who disappears at the same instant. An Abra with an Impish nature is probably the worst possible thing, and this one is no ( Read more... )

[Hello again. This time you probably won't be able to see him, since he got startled and decided to run the hell away-- I mean, strategically retreat. What happened, you wonder? Well, his eggs just decided to hatch all at the same time. Now you can only see three Pokémon looking confused and one trying to look like a leader. This last one? Fritz. ( Read more... )

Whoa, that was freaking scary. And by scary, I mean AWESOME! So I arrived in Cherrygrove, and everything seemed normal until the awesome me got attacked by a horde of bugs. It was like a real war, except with bugs! Fritz could rack up some good experience from this but then he got tired and we had to run away. Oh, did I say run away? I meant... ( Read more... )